March 2012
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Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
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February 2012
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Interviewer: Why do you think people love Doctor Who so much?
Russell T. Davies: Because it's the best idea ever invented in the history of the world.
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I swear I sat next to a Robert Carlyle look a like in muni today, and I rudely stared at him. o wo;; This is what happens when I’m not looking at my ipod, I become rude.
Also I hate it when muni drivers stop the bus and go to Mcdonalds. Rage. This happened to me three times in my life now. :\
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I am now imagining this exchange in a future...
Abed: Oh, everyone needs to be extra careful this week.
Jeff: Why's that?
Abed: It's Sweeps Week. High-rating shows always have some big mind-blowing event in Sweeps Week to get ratings. Someone dies, or there's a natural disaster.
Jeff: Abed, for the last time, this is not one of those shows!
Abed: No, you're probably right. Some shows just have some big Oscar-winning actor make an appearance.
Jeff: This is Greendale. I doubt there's an Oscar-winning actor in the entire state, let alone one about to walk through the study room door.
Dean Pelton: *walks through the study room door* Hel-looooooo!
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Bradley imitating Colin oh my God I am crying
Bradley James: This is an example of what I have to put up with. Myself and Colin had been filming on horseback in the rain . . . We were both soaking wet, and I think it was Carol who went, "Aw, poor Colin!" UH, HELLO! I'M RIGHT HERE. I CAN HEAR WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.
Colin Morgan: *laughing* "Aw, Colin, are you all right?" *whining* "Yeahhhhh...I need a towel. Just ONE, though."
Bradley James: *imitating Colin* Ohhhhh, poor Colinnnnn. I need a towelllllll. And a hot water bottle. Wahhhhhhhhh.
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sundaystorms:
“Ah putain génial merci!”
Only a French guy could say ‘fuck’ on national tv
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Long distance relationships.
jennnifer-l0v3:
Built on trust, love, perservance, & respect. I think they’re the best type of relationship. You have to get to know them emotionally, because you can’t see them physically. You’d only have the connection on mail, text, phone, webcam, and chat. You’d know that they wouldn’t want you just for sex or physical companionship. You would know, they want you, flaws and everything.
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operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
murderer: ok
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Prayer by F谷
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Fan fiction is what literature might look like if it were reinvented from...
– The Boy Who Lived Forever | Time Magazine (via gypsy-sunday)
This is probably the best, non-judgmental description of fan fiction I’ve ever heard of in main stream media.
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I will forever reblog this.
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